Plastic wrap is tin foil for people who hate themselves.
Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
food tastes better when you took it from someone
to comfortably watch a movie, thE CURSOR NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.