Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
"you’re the queen of Disney." "YES!”
I like sitting on the hoods of cars and roofs of houses. I like laying on the floor or in the grass. I sit pretzel style every chance I get. When did people become so straight laced and uptight that they forgot how to sit in a circle or make a chair out of a rock? Where is the rule book that says we have to sit in the chair instead of on the desk? Or that we have to sit on the bench instead of in the grass? There are unexplainable joys that come with doing things a little off beat. There is an odd sensation that comes with sitting so your legs can dangle, or laying to feel the surface on your body. There are no rules that say we can’t have our feet on our pillows or sit upside down on a couch. And don’t you dare tell me you don’t know what I’m talking about, because if you have really forgotten what it feels like to sit in an abnormal way just because it’s fun or comfier or you’re bored, then you immediately need to change your position. Sit backwards in your chair, lay on the grass with your feet on the bench, sit pretzel style at your desk, put your feet on the dashboard.
Life is too short to follow unwritten rules
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
So, I know I don’t have a lot of followers, but all my friends keep asking me how I find stuff online for free, so I figured I’d share my knowledge:
Step 1: Google “The Movie You Want To Watch putlocker”
Step 2: Click on a link that goes to the movie, just make sure it’s not sketchy (hint: if it makes you disable your antivirus or something, it’s sketchy)
Step 3: Watch your movie
For TV shows, just google “The TV Show You Want To Watch project free tv” and the first link should be your show
you’re welcome friends
Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.