reasonsmysoniscrying:

Plastic wrap is tin foil for people who hate themselves.

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

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misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

forebidden:

to comfortably watch a movie, thE CURSOR NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN 

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

(Source: jordansparrish)

(Source: queenmerbabe)

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

  • 50% of the time: oh god damn so much action
  • 50% of the time: oh god damn so much handsome

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

yourdemonlover:

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

YES.

(Source: samperkins99)

chiefsfan71308:

New lockscreen

chiefsfan71308:

New lockscreen

(Source: sincerelydeerly)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.